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kellyoxford: Why you don’t want to be my best friend. This is what I do. Only in my head. Out loud I pretend I have totally normal reasons for checking in on you. I’m a crazy person but at least you know that if you die your body will be discovered before it will be eaten by your pets. Also: Not that crazy since when a friend had to go into the ICU at the hospital really suddenly around the same time that her phone broke, I discovered this through repeated calling and then brought her magazines and clean undies.

kellyoxford:

Why you don’t want to be my best friend.

This is what I do. Only in my head. Out loud I pretend I have totally normal reasons for checking in on you. I’m a crazy person but at least you know that if you die your body will be discovered before it will be eaten by your pets.

Also: Not that crazy since when a friend had to go into the ICU at the hospital really suddenly around the same time that her phone broke, I discovered this through repeated calling and then brought her magazines and clean undies.

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    This is what I do. Only in my head. Out loud I pretend I have totally normal reasons for checking in on you. I’m a crazy...
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    Clearly, Kelly Oxford is a little bit Jewish because this is what we do.
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