I Like: Michael Fassbender. And others. Right now he’s who I like. I want to see him in more things. 1800’s British stuff preferred but will take anything. Why? Because he can act, and because he’s attractive but also sort of ugly. I like this. I like Jack White as I may have mentioned for his skinny arms, round middle and pale, weirdness. I like Sam Shepard and his fucked up teeth. Also, they are all good at stuff.

I Dislike: Emile Hirsch, Sam Worthington, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Gerard Butler. With the exception of the inexplicable mancrushes going around for JGL, I don’t remember any of us voting for any of these guys to be in every movie. Many of them seem genuinely under-qualified in that they cannot form facial expressions. Also, I want to punch the first one and the last one in their faces. I don’t know why.  

In this picture, Sam Shepard is saying “I’m a real man and I don’t buy any of your performances, guys. And your mouth is hanging open again, Hirsch.”