I think you guys should seriously consider watching the Bachelorette this season. I know that on the surface it probably seems a little distasteful to you and I want to reassure you: It is very distasteful. It is Tool Academy distasteful.
This is part of a questionnaire filled out by one of my favorite contestants. On camera, he communicates only in verbal hashtags, so it’s great to get some background on how many grammys his bro-in-law was nomm’d for.
Think it over. I want more people to talk to about this show and its hunky aspiring catalog models, I mean, “entrepreneurs.” I promise not to out you to everyone else if you do. I have told no one that Kyle and Devon are also viewers. I will take that to the grave.
When we perfect the technology, I want Michael Shannon’s voice to read all angry-out-of-proportion emails and internet comments to me. This is great, Danny.
Michael Shannon (Boardwalk Empire) gives a dramatic reading of the craziest sorority letter ever written.
Had the honor of directing the great Michael Shannon in this video! Made this with Bryan Saffi! Nate Cornett shot it and a bunch of other cool folks helped out!
Here’s where I get justice for illegally downloading every bad movie I didn’t see this year in one week: could not make it to bed. In party clothes on couch. Only thing on USB hooked to tv is Trouble with the Curve (which I couldn’t finish because Clint Eastwood was yelling at objects too much of the time) and 1st 1/2 of What to Expect When You’re Expecting. Fell asleep 5 mins in but TV ran it on repeat. Tossed, turned, must have been taking it all in, woke from a 4 hour fever dream about Cameron Diaz’s vagina and having to like swim in pools filled with J-Lo’s used pregnancy test. No babies right now. please I want my mama.
I asked Tom and Paul if they liked The Master. They decided to reenact it for me.
This was originally posted February 26, 2010.
I deal with suicidal, unipolar depression and I take medication daily to treat it. Over the past seven years, I’ve had two episodes that were severe and during which I thought almost exclusively of suicide. I did not eat much and lost weight during…